shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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