ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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