Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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