i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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