Do you still have your period?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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