im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's shark week go big or go home
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
