You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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