i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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