That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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