i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Randomize
