idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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