You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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