a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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