What a fucking waste of an outfit
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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