Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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