why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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