i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
you will always have a special place in my vag
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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