They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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