hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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