glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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