I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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