Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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