I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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