i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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