is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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