summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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