If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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