That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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