Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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