he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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