How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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