You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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