Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize