dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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