he told me I talked like a deaf person
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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