Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
There r osticjed everywhere
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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