All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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