are you so shy because you have an std?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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