***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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