Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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