yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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