if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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