id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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