On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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