Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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