Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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