i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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