The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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