Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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