Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
