Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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