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is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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