My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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