I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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