I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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