if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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